38 yer olds are good kisserssss
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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