bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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