just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I wish i was in the wii world.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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