jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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