so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The power of my boobs compel you
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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