Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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