He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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