I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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