In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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