I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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