apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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