is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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