thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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