I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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