U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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