Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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