Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs