why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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