Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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