R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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