Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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