I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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