So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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