Where is the hickey?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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