OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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