i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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