She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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