I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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