EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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