she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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