There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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