He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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