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(313): View more from Michigan

Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.

(1-313): View more from Michigan

I would love to give you more rug burn

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I smell stomach acid.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks

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(707): View more from California

My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her

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(845): View more from New York

The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us

(845): View more from New York

I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god

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(585): View more from New York

Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?

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(817): View more from Texas

Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.

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