Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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