Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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