even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize