That's intense
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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