ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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