Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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