There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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