That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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