is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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