my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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