yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
