She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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