i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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