What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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