she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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