Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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