I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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