I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
where does the pee come out of this thing
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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