what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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