Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
babies were throwing up all over the place
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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