: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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