she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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