wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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