super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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