so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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